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Original Collector: Brian Hunter
Title: Erotic Jokes
Class: F101 Introduction to Folklore
Professor: El Shamy
Semester and Year: Spring 1987
Code: 87/51
Santa Claus is coming down the chimney; there is this real pretty lady in her lingerie. He gets down the chimney and she goes, “Oh Santa Claus, I want you to stay you big stud.” And Santa Claus says, “Ho ho ho got to go, got to get toys to the good girls and boys.” And she says as she takes off her shirt, “please stay,” and he says “Ho ho ho got to go, got to get toys to the good girls and boys.” So she takes off her pants and as she is standing in her bra and panties she says, “Please stay,” and he says “Ho ho ho got to go, got to get toys to the good girls and boys.” She then takes everything off and asks Santa Claus to “please stay,” and he says, “Hay hay hay, got to stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way.”
Context: The joke was told in the setting an apartment on the Indiana University campus. It was told in a social situation where alcohol was involved. Many of the students seemed to be inebriated by the conversation, and the inane humor that is involved in this joke.