Elise’s Facebook lore

From Elise’s journal — collected on Facebook:

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|PRETTY GIRL TRUCK | ‘|”””;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )'(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 08 PRETTY GIRLS.

IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY!

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU’LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10

YEARS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS. SO HIT PRETTY GIRLS TO LET

THEM KNOW THEY’RE PRETTY.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|Alcohol Truck | ‘|”””;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )'(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Alcoholics IF YOU

GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE REALLY F***ED UP! IF YOU

BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU’LL BE CURSED WITHOUT SEX FOR 10 YEARS

SO PASS IT ON!!!

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|BEAUTIFUL truck | ‘|”””;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )'(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU

GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE

THE CHAIN, YOU’LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY truck | ‘|”””;.., ___.
|_…_…______=== _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )'(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE!

IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy!

IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH

UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER

YOU THINK IS sexy

DUCK!…

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I just hit you with a snowball!
This is the beginning of Snowball Fight 2005!!
The only rule is no hitting someone who

already hit you…and no hitting in the ear…we

all know that hurts. Have fun hitting your friends (: