From Jill’s Journal:
Blonde Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don’t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Walks home.
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
The blonde says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What’s a light bulb?
Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills?
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, ” Officer, I’m so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!” The officer looks at her, then says, “Ma’am, that’s your air freshener.”
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said “DISNEYLAND LEFT”.
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself “oh well!” and turned around and drove home.