Rich’s party songs
Item 1: “Beer”
Available at this link: Beer
The first song I present is called “Beer” by Asylum Street Spankers. I found this song as I was browsing my friend’s MySpaces. Brad Ellington, who is a sophomore here at Indiana University, had this song playing on his profile. This music group is not very popular and therefore is not well known.
Text:
Speed is a drag
It’s a big big drag
Set your mind on fine
Coke is a joke
Rather take a toke
Hopin and a chokin
With your brain cells smokin
Trippin on acid
Makes you flaccid
Heroin aquarium
Marijuana makes me wanna
Eat candy and eat Madonna
With her hair with bleached
With hydrogen peroxide
Well I tried them all
And I might sound queer
But my favorite drug
Is a nice cold BEER
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER…..