From Elizabeth:
“A friend of mine emailed this to me for Valentine’s day. I think its a good little parody of the roses are red, violets are blue theme….I think it’s funny because it is sad. It came to my friend and me through the grapevine. I have no idea who actually penned it. I like how the author seemed to lose it around the third stanza and didn’t mind killing the rhyme scheme to get it done.”
I hate boys
especially today
they are useless assholes
just good for some play
flowers die
chocolates make you fat
dont need to go to a romantic dinner
It’s just stupid like that
whispers in my ear
sweet kisses on my lips
none of those things i have
cause boys are just shit
so
roses are red
violets are blue
im gonna have sex with myself tonight
how ’bout you?